Yo Ho, Yo Ho, me hearties, today is Talk Like a Pirate Day! Time to shiver me timbers and conk on me noggin to get that speech application going! Ye will be made to Walk the plank! if ye are not talkin’ like ye should. Are you a lily livered coward? If I had me druthers, pirate costumes should be mandatory. Aye Aye Matey’s, do it or be thrown to the sharks!
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